I purchased a phone from a shop run by a ladyboy today.
While giving me my SIM card, the ladyboy noted my number.
Later, while I was at KFC hitting on some schoolgirls, he called and told me I am “cute” and he “loves” me.
Then he asked me out.
Shit.
3 of the 4 calls I have gotten have been him trying to hit on me.
The only reason the 4th call is even there is because I had someone else call me just to make sure the ladyboy didn’t have the monopoly.
This is what I get for being so nice.
L. Spiro